Monday, September 12, 2005

Chicks in IT

Every sane guy covets of being surrounded by pretty damsels.I have heard people saying that a engineer has no time for girlfriend or girls,in general.This is not true,infact engineers are the one who desire the most for a girlfriend.Even if it just means a showoff,so what??.We are trying to shove off the old myth that engineers abstain from getting close to GOD' s most beautiful creation.I still reminisce those days in engineering college where i used to flirt with every female in the college.I still remember being critised for being a philanderer and my jazzy sense of dressing.Honestly i used to just ogle or flirt around with the chicks with no serious intentions of having getting serious or spending my time with a nagging girlfriend.I am a kind of a guy who just doesn't like to be tied down.My friend Shridhar and I used to sit for long hours(bunking classes)at the college stair case and ogle at all the pretty damsels(juniors,ofcourse).Though a few guys managed to fish around with some of the girls from our class(none of them were even close to average)and by the end of the fourth year they actually got serious.Not all engineering females are good only some are classy,especially those from western suburb.It is a cognizable fact that girls prefer jobs that are done in a Air-Conditioned room rather than a shop-floor,so most prefer entering into an IT industry or pursue further studies.

While searching for a job i remember telling my friend Kedar(working at Systime) and Vaibhav(Infy)that i will never enter or work in a company that doesn't have pretty chicks.Ironically i am working in a organisation that actually doesn't have a single good looking female,only affable ones.Unhappy that i was,i decided to ask my friends at Kale Consultants ,CGI,Datamatics,Syntel,Atos,etc. and all came up with the same reply that they were desperate to see a good chick as they were facing the same ordeal.But my friends Kedar and Vaibhav were lucky enough to be surrounded by pretty chicks,my friend Kedar went as far as to say that pretty chicks were ubiquitious at Systime(driving me jealous).I have seen some very good chicks at Patni,now that i have some bachelors from Patni as my neighbours i have decided to pounce at the oppurtunity and acquisce with a few females from Patni.I met my friend Neha(a friend from library)a couple of months back.When i left library Neha jokingly said that next girl i date would be from my company.When i met her in March(haven't heard from her since then)i told her about my sorry state.She told me that females at TCS were good,i stood agape after hearing that,i never expected that TCS would have pretty faces working there(why the hell am i not at TCS or Systime or Infy !!!!!) .

When my friend Nikhil and I spoke recently i told him that if i would have been a HR personnel then my first criteria for selection would be "Jobs only for Babes".

Life in IT is very hectic and full of deadlines.Only pretty looking females can offer us some solace.I honestly plea to all recruitement heads to please recruit only pretty females in IT, for betterment of male employees ;) .