Getting along with people

I am very bad at this,i just don't get along very well with new people at the very first go.I am not exactly an introvert (nor a outgoing extrovert)but it's very tough for me to get along well with someone you don't know(especially females).Yes !!! that's true,that may have raised a few eyebrows but for those who know me well they know it for sure that i am a pighead in getting along well with females i have never met.I am not the only one though,i had a few friends who just didn't know what to say and they ended up being funny by asking "Aaj raat ko khane main kya hain? Do you cook ? Bhai behen ? what does he/she do?" on the other hand i have friends who are complete extroverts ,i mean they get along so well with each and every person they come across it makes a third person feel as if they have known each other since eternity.

But that's only for the time being,once i know a person well there is no stopping me,i have fun,hangout and share everything with the person i get along with.I remember my first day at NIIT ,i just didn't speak to anyone but that was only for a few weeks later i was their best friend.Getting along with guys is damn easy 'coz we all guys think the same and talk the same.It's very tough with girls though 'coz u never know when she will swing her sword at you and before you even realise what went wrong you have already lost her.I am the kind of guy who puts in some double entendre in my humour and not all females like that(well for most of them it's ok),some take it very personally.I remember meeting my friend Reema for the first time,i hardly spoke to her,apparently she went to Asha (a common friend) and told that this guy doesn't talk much and i remember Asha telling her to wait for some time till he lets his guards down and from then onwards he will always keep you in splits.With my friend Namita when we met the first time we hardly talked 'coz neither one of us understood what next should we say,well it almost took 2 good months before we got along well.

While doing my first job in a BPO i was perceived as a philanderer(that's true though) and a pervert 'coz (as i said earlier)of my double entendre,Ellie used to hate me in the beginning.Later i was the blue-eyed boy of the gang,i don't blame people with the kind of image they build about me(shy,pervert,laconic,etc etc) well it's just the way i am.Shy yet Outgoing,Pervert yet Spiritual,Philanderer yet Committed,Naughty yet Innocent,maybe i need lessons on How To Charm People at the very first go,NE TAKERS ..........